{"id":7421,"date":"2015-09-21T11:00:59","date_gmt":"2015-09-21T15:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gallerycollection.com\/blog\/?p=7421"},"modified":"2025-11-26T21:40:22","modified_gmt":"2025-11-27T02:40:22","slug":"museum-art-masterpiece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gallerycollection.com\/blog\/greeting-cards-for-business\/museum-art-masterpiece\/","title":{"rendered":"What is a Museum Art Masterpiece?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patient is lying in his psychologist\u2019s office on a chestnut-colored chair. His psychologist is sitting five feet away in a nearby, slightly peeling red vinyl chair. The left-handed psychologist scribbles notes with a leaky ball pen that keeps smudging across her hand as she writes down the patient\u2019s symptoms.<\/p>\n<p>Patient: And I can\u2019t even eat my favorite pepperoni pizza slice from the local shop anymore without thinking that the sauce tastes like ground-up anchovies on moist cardboard.<\/p>\n<p>Psychologist: Could it be possible that your favorite pizza shop is actually using ground anchovies?<\/p>\n<p>Patient: No\u2026that\u2019s impossible. I\u2019m half-kosher.&nbsp; Anyway, there is definitely something wrong with me. I don\u2019t seem to care about anything anymore. NOT ONE THING. But Oh &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Something catches the Patient\u2019s eye in the corner of the psychologist\u2019s office.)<\/p>\n<p>Psychologist: Yes, please continue.<\/p>\n<p>Patient: Oh. I was just thinking that was a nice piece of artwork you have there.<\/p>\n<p>(The psychologist suddenly stands up in eager excitement. She walks over to the wall hanging the artwork, removing it and bringing it back for the patient to peer closely at.)<\/p>\n<p>Psychologist: (excited) This? I got this for Christmas from a recovered patient. It\u2019s called a Museum Art Masterpiece card. This particular one is by Pierre-Auguste Renoir called \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerycollection.com\/product\/river-landscape-302688.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>River Landscape<\/strong><\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Patient: This is the most beautiful thing I\u2019ve seen since my wife left me. The incredible 9\u201d x 12\u201d double-matte full-colored art print reproduction really touches my soul.&nbsp; Also, I can\u2019t get over how classy the gold foil border and cream-colored card stock appear. Please, I must have this.<\/p>\n<p>Psychologist: Well \u2026 um see this one is mine. But \u2013 (seeing the disappointed look on the patient\u2019s face) &#8211; you can buy more from the Gallery Collection online. Each Museum Art Masterpiece card comes in a richly embossed green cover engraved with your greeting choice and personalized imprint in gold foil.<\/p>\n<p>Patient: I\u2019m going to buy them on my smartphone right now. Do they only have pieces by Renoir?<\/p>\n<p>Psychologist: No, they also have Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh, Childe Hassam, Paul Ganguin, Camille Pissarro, Colin Campbell Cooper, Charles Neal and more.<\/p>\n<p>Patient: Wow, I don\u2019t know which one to choose from.<\/p>\n<p>Psychologist: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerycollection.com\/product\/starry-night-302683.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>\u201cStarry Night\u201d by Van Gogh<\/strong><\/a> is a classic and one of my favorites.<\/p>\n<p>Patient: Thanks Doc, I think I\u2019m cured!<\/p>\n<p>Psychologist: OK.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Patient is lying in his psychologist\u2019s office on a chestnut-colored chair. 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